wanktissue:

my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying 

jaymug:

Mark Zuckerberg’s Business Card

farawayfromgallifrey:

Imagine if River Song and Rose Tyler met. No, really. Assuming Rose ended up marrying TenToo, I can’t help it to think it’d be something like: 

“Professor River Song. I’m The Doctor’s wife”

“Rose Tyler. So am I” 

And The Doctor would be like

fonshudelsur:

one-millionpieces:

THIS MADE ME LAUGH WAY HARDER THAN IT SHOULD HAVE OMG

WE ARE TWO NOW.

jesus-everywhere:

Jesus Watering His Garden

santabarbieklaus:

#legolas is too beautiful for words I feel u

consumedbyemptiness:

  When my parents won’t stop their bitchin’ .